hey, buddy

rachel. get me to ireland. 17.

Aug 28

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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Aug 24

wait so is someecards supposed to be so me ecards or some ecards i’m confused


lhomme-ezra:

this is the definition of human trash

(via im-her-lesbian)


i love killing mosquitoes but i also hate it because it usually means i end up with bug guts on me



Aug 23

#YesAllWomen

Because my cousin shared 3 rape experiences she had
And on all three occasions
She was wearing sweats and was brutally beaten

So there goes your excuse
That my tight dress was asking for it
It might have escaped your attention,
But I don’t wake up in the mornings,
And put on a skirt thinking,
Will this get me raped?
I don’t put on a tank top hoping,
Maybe this one will.

#YesAllWomen

Because in school, they teach us that our bodies are offensive.

They pull us from classrooms
And hallways
Demanding if we have longer shorts,
Or even a sweater,
Reminding us that the boys are distracted,
That the boys go wild for a peeking shoulder,
Or the sight of a sun burned thigh,
Because their education is more important than ours.

#YesAllWomen

Because white men in pressed suits,
Expensive watches hanging from their wrists,
Red faces glinting with arrogance,
Have more say over my body than I do.

Because those same men,
Quoting the Bible and fake statistics,
Have never shed blood,
As a twisted sacrifice for being a woman.

Because those same men,
Have never walked the streets,
Fearing for their lives,
Clinging to keys between their fingers like a lifeline
With pepper spray in their bags,
Ready for someone to feel entitled to their body.

#YesAllWomen

Because when a man says no to us,
It is a fault in OUR character.
It is because we are not
Thin, tan, or perky enough for HIM.

Because when WE say no to a man,
Its still a fault in OUR character,
We are the cold, ruthless bitch,
Saying no to the nice guy,
Who offered to buy us a drink,
And Who complimented our hair.

#YesAllWomen

Because a UCSB entitled nine-teen year old boy,
Can record a video
Of his plans to shoot down all the
“Blond bimbos who denied him his right,”
And then do so,
Only to have his actions excused by the media,
Claiming he was depressed,
Instead of admitting that male entitlement is dangerous.

#YesAllWomen

Because I am done being silenced
And I am done being polite.
I am done sitting by
And watching
As a country hypocritically cries
Equality and justice
But doesn’t have equal pay
Lets men make decisions for a woman’s body
And blames the victim for the actions of a rapist.

#YesAllWomen

Because our NO won’t be enough one day.

#YesAllWomen

Because I wasn’t asking for it.

#YesAllWomen

Because “Boys Will Be Boys,” is still an excuse

#YesAllWomen

Because “Not All Men Are Like That,” is still a defense.

#YesAllWomen

Because enough blood has been spilled.

#YesAllWomen

Because I am sixteen years old, and I am so afraid, when I shouldn’t have to be.

W. R.

This poem was inspired by actual tweets from the #YesAllWomen trend on twitter. X

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this makes me want to cry

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Aug 22

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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skarlettfever:

"Five cute boys, stuck in a van with nothing much to do, decide to reenact The Book of Mormon’s opening number, because why not? Says a commenter on Towleroad: “The line between Mormon missionaries, chorus boys, and gay porn is so thin sometimes…”

 Update!

Featuring Tim Koll, Sam Leicht, Leland Raymond, Damian Wille, and Logan Lang. 


Aug 20

RAMI KADI Un Souffle d’Orient Collection

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Aug 19

Aug 18

hotsenator:

i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america… and to the poorly governed republic for which it stands kind of weakly in general… one nation.. under canada.. above mexico… with liberty.. and justice.. reserved for the few at all times and especially under the unmoral jurisdiction of the police force… amen


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Aug 17

comfemgem:

Have you practiced not gendering strangers today?

(via hamlet-trash)


missioncompanions:

it sucks to be me-a collection of broadway showtunes showcasing how much the lives of the characters suck and probably why. (and no, this isn’t just the whole heathers the musical soundtrack even though that would fit) 

1. Rent - Rent 2. School Song - Matilda 3. What Do You Do With a B.A. In English?/It Sucks to Be Me - Avenue Q 4. Skid Row(Downtown) - Little Shop of Horrors 5. Betrayed - The Producers 6. Hasa Diga Eebowai - The Book of Mormon 7. Freeze Your Brain - Heathers the Musical 8. One Jump Ahead - Aladdin 9. The Bitch of Living - Spring Awakening 10. Story of My Life - Shrek the Musical 11. Just Another Day - Next to Normal 12. Santa Fe - Newsies 13. Legally Blonde - Legally Blonde 14. Pandemonium - The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee 15. At the Ballet - A Chorus Line 16. Money, Money, Money - Mamma Mia 17. Please Send Me Someone - Young Frankenstein 18. Dream a Little Harder - Twisted 19. Food, Glorious Food/Oliver! - Oliver 20. I Dreamed a Dream - Les Miserables

LISTEN

missioncompanions:

it sucks to be me-a collection of broadway showtunes showcasing how much the lives of the characters suck and probably why. (and no, this isn’t just the whole heathers the musical soundtrack even though that would fit)

1. RentRent 2. School SongMatilda 3. What Do You Do With a B.A. In English?/It Sucks to Be MeAvenue Q 4. Skid Row(Downtown)Little Shop of Horrors 5. BetrayedThe Producers 6. Hasa Diga EebowaiThe Book of Mormon 7. Freeze Your BrainHeathers the Musical 8. One Jump AheadAladdin 9. The Bitch of LivingSpring Awakening 10. Story of My LifeShrek the Musical 11. Just Another DayNext to Normal 12. Santa FeNewsies 13. Legally BlondeLegally Blonde 14. Pandemonium - The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee 15. At the BalletA Chorus Line 16. Money, Money, MoneyMamma Mia 17. Please Send Me SomeoneYoung Frankenstein 18. Dream a Little HarderTwisted 19. Food, Glorious Food/Oliver!Oliver 20. I Dreamed a DreamLes Miserables

LISTEN

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Aug 16
icancauseaconstellation:

Schaeffer, Spiral Path of a Blindfolded Man, 1920

icancauseaconstellation:

Schaeffer, Spiral Path of a Blindfolded Man, 1920

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