hey, buddy

rachel. get me to ireland. 17.

Aug 22

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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skarlettfever:

"Five cute boys, stuck in a van with nothing much to do, decide to reenact The Book of Mormon’s opening number, because why not? Says a commenter on Towleroad: “The line between Mormon missionaries, chorus boys, and gay porn is so thin sometimes…”

 Update!

Featuring Tim Koll, Sam Leicht, Leland Raymond, Damian Wille, and Logan Lang. 


Aug 20

RAMI KADI Un Souffle d’Orient Collection

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Aug 19

Aug 18

hotsenator:

i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america… and to the poorly governed republic for which it stands kind of weakly in general… one nation.. under canada.. above mexico… with liberty.. and justice.. reserved for the few at all times and especially under the unmoral jurisdiction of the police force… amen


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Aug 17

comfemgem:

Have you practiced not gendering strangers today?

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missioncompanions:

it sucks to be me-a collection of broadway showtunes showcasing how much the lives of the characters suck and probably why. (and no, this isn’t just the whole heathers the musical soundtrack even though that would fit) 

1. Rent - Rent 2. School Song - Matilda 3. What Do You Do With a B.A. In English?/It Sucks to Be Me - Avenue Q 4. Skid Row(Downtown) - Little Shop of Horrors 5. Betrayed - The Producers 6. Hasa Diga Eebowai - The Book of Mormon 7. Freeze Your Brain - Heathers the Musical 8. One Jump Ahead - Aladdin 9. The Bitch of Living - Spring Awakening 10. Story of My Life - Shrek the Musical 11. Just Another Day - Next to Normal 12. Santa Fe - Newsies 13. Legally Blonde - Legally Blonde 14. Pandemonium - The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee 15. At the Ballet - A Chorus Line 16. Money, Money, Money - Mamma Mia 17. Please Send Me Someone - Young Frankenstein 18. Dream a Little Harder - Twisted 19. Food, Glorious Food/Oliver! - Oliver 20. I Dreamed a Dream - Les Miserables

LISTEN

missioncompanions:

it sucks to be me-a collection of broadway showtunes showcasing how much the lives of the characters suck and probably why. (and no, this isn’t just the whole heathers the musical soundtrack even though that would fit)

1. RentRent 2. School SongMatilda 3. What Do You Do With a B.A. In English?/It Sucks to Be MeAvenue Q 4. Skid Row(Downtown)Little Shop of Horrors 5. BetrayedThe Producers 6. Hasa Diga EebowaiThe Book of Mormon 7. Freeze Your BrainHeathers the Musical 8. One Jump AheadAladdin 9. The Bitch of LivingSpring Awakening 10. Story of My LifeShrek the Musical 11. Just Another DayNext to Normal 12. Santa FeNewsies 13. Legally BlondeLegally Blonde 14. Pandemonium - The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee 15. At the BalletA Chorus Line 16. Money, Money, MoneyMamma Mia 17. Please Send Me SomeoneYoung Frankenstein 18. Dream a Little HarderTwisted 19. Food, Glorious Food/Oliver!Oliver 20. I Dreamed a DreamLes Miserables

LISTEN

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Aug 16
icancauseaconstellation:

Schaeffer, Spiral Path of a Blindfolded Man, 1920

icancauseaconstellation:

Schaeffer, Spiral Path of a Blindfolded Man, 1920

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balance is still an issue… i really like this though.


Aug 15

"our children are our future" - until they get minds of their own and try to change the ways the previous generation put in place. why is it in human nature to resist change as we get older? or is that idea not true and just fed to society through media? now is a time for change, but we need to keep our minds open to the continuing possibilities of change through our lives.


whaaaattttttt theeeee fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


Aug 14

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

timemachineyeah  (via arnericasinger)

"If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. "

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Aug 12

i have 33 bananas in my freezer. i could make 8 banana breads and there would still be bananas left over. amazing


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